For Your Amusement - 09/10/06

Talking to my Grandpa is kind of like listening to a Bob Dylan song - sometimes you have to replay the conversation in your head a few times before you stumble upon its real meaning. This isn't a secret or anything; we have sat around the dinner table trying to decipher his letters for years. It's a little different when you are sitting next to him though, as you do not have the benefit of time to ponder what it is that you are actually talking about. I am sure that this amuses him to no end... But you can always tell when he is about to put something new on you because his eyes light up and he usually can't keep a chuckle or two from coming to the surface as he begins.

One of his stories concerned an incident that happened many years ago on an island much like the one I live on now. Grandpa was on his way home on a motorcycle when an error in judgment relating to the proper application of the throttle forced a most unfortunate meeting of his flesh and the road. Seeing that my grandpa was so grievously wounded, the islanders promptly decided to help him by picking his motorcycle off the road and driving it home for themselves - thereby relieving my grandpa of the need to do so himself. Apparently they had so much fun taking turns riding it that they forgot all about poor grandpa broken and bleeding in the street. After crawling back to the converted cargo container he had been living in, gramps decided that it may be a good idea to pass out for a couple of days in order to heal himself up. A friend of his - a fellow American that he had been working with on the island - looked in on him after some time and brought some grandpa some food to aid in his recovery. That is, until the friend's wife put an end to the aid and once again gramps was on his own. It was at this point in his story that he picked his glass of whiskey up, took a nice long drink and said, "That was when I discovered that most people just aren't worth a shit".

I would like to think that most people are worth a shit, but it seems that the more people I observe, the more I begin to think that my grandpa is right. Just the other day at the park, I watched some guy pull in with his kids, lay the trash from their trip to McDonalds down near the playground and bail without bothering to throw any of their trash away. The whole group of them walked past the trash bins on their way out. Now that type of crap is just sad - a few lazy bitches ruin it for everyone else. So I found myself picking up some of the trash that was blowing around the playground that day. I didn't even make a dent in the amount of trash at the park, but I figure if I can guilt even a few more people into doing the same, sooner or later the trash will be gone - or people will make fun of me for talking to myself while I am walking around and picking up trash - either way, there is a benefit.


Posted By: jen
On: 09/10/06

ah yes, gramps.
ive had the priveledge of meeting the old man.i think if you both drank less, you might be able to communicate better. then again , what fun is that?
yes people are stupid. ive met a dozen cool people in my life and youre one of them.josef rocks but he hasnt sent photos. just think of all the rights that stupid people have. they can drive cars, have children, etc. we should figure out a way to lock them all up on a island somewhere, or maybe we already have, hehe.
you should post the pictures of us on here. jen


Posted By: Joe
On: 09/11/06

Yes, that is the next project - sifting through all the photos...


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 09/13/06

yeah photos.. dat'll be cool.. imma send ya mine.. post it on so maybe gurls out der gonna print it and throw darts at it.. erm.. Jen how imma get urs? *smile*

si dev


Posted By: jen
On: 09/13/06

joe has a couple of us together. we met up in california a few weeks ago. otherwise whats your address, ill show you mine if you show me yours!


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 09/14/06

Send urs 1st den'll send myn

send 2; devil 2693 at hot mail dot com

si Dev


Posted By: jen
On: 10/06/06

would somebody please write on here, its so disappointing to check it all the time and see nothing new. my life is much to boring to wrie about. joe, storytime!


Posted By: Joe
On: 10/08/06

Lots of silence would mean the other people are having so much fun and excitement that they don't have time to write here maybe...

Or maybe they spend every free minute playing World of Warcraft...


Posted By: jen
On: 10/09/06

theyre probably passed out on someones front lawn after a long night of drinking and prostitution, what is it with you people!


Posted By: jen
On: 10/09/06

dev, i think you owe me some pictures.


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/10/06

hehe very funny Jen

dont have anytin to say huh hehe

so yeah der i was standing and sumbdy push me. The End.

*Push Me II cummin soon to puter near U !!*

((hmm.. hey Jen how bout a pic of you in umm.. a bitini *grin*))

den i'll send ya my hot belly bud pic (",)

si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 10/10/06

sorry, at my age i look better with my clothes on. why do i have a feeling your picture involves a huge naked beer gut with man boobs.if im wrong prove it!


Posted By: Hua
On: 10/11/06

Woow, a long waited story from Joe.
Now I know where did you got the drinking sprit from, its within the family gen.

Its been a while since last time I visited here, sorry.

Hmmm, I do remember that I saw a pic of Jen in swim pool.

Let me look for it..... hehehe.

Anyways, talk to you all later.


Posted By: jen
On: 10/11/06

i did send you some pictures didnt i. ok now you both owe. get josef in on it too. i want a picture of the three of you dressed up like school girls. joe, back me up here.


Posted By: Hua
On: 10/11/06

Hey, I thought I sent you pic before right after you sent to me.
Right???

hmmmmmm


Posted By: jen
On: 10/11/06

no, you told me to look on the site because you were in one of the pictues.i dont even know which one was you. i think joe needs to update his pictues, hes got some new ones of me and him. lets protest joe until he updates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!whats your address?


Posted By: Hua
On: 10/11/06

mike@kuai.net


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/13/06

*Posted By: jen

*huge naked beer gut with man boobs

((Oh My Satan !! She knows !!))

oK !! hu send ya my beer gut man boobs to ya ??
--

*Posted By: Hua

*a pic of Jen in swim pool.

((uh huh das da pic i wanna see, so Jen *grin*))

Hua send'm pics ova !! N i promise i'll go to Ur club N buy half full/half empty mug of beer *smile*
--

Si Dev



Posted By: JEN
On: 10/13/06

BRING ON THE MAN BOOBS BABY! MAYBE YOU AND JOE SHOULD HAVE A CONTEST,I GET TO TO JUDGE. LOVE YOU JOE.


Posted By: Joe
On: 10/14/06

Yes it's a tragedy when a man grows a set of boobs...

I have thought many times that I should be out doing something instead of sitting on my ass typing at the computer.

Maybe one of these days I actually will...


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/17/06

Oi Jen, dint u rcvd my pics yet ? just rite afta u send dem pics 'u wit Joe pics' i send mine ova...

w8 r u askin 4 more ?

dat'll cost ya !! 1 hunnydred pics of ya *smile*

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 10/17/06

no, i dont have any pictures you loser!


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/17/06

gawsh Jen, so sorry thought i did.. ok im going to send again.. i know i did send the first but anyways, sorry if it didnt go through.. smile girl, said im sorry *wink*

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 10/17/06

im sorry did i sound harsh earlier, i was just playin with ya. i am in a terrible mood now however, james just left for a business trip and i feel so freakin alone its scary, anyone feel like talking?


Posted By: Joe
On: 10/18/06

Business trips can be a drag...


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/18/06

erm Jen...

Date: 17 Oct 2006 21:09:12 -0000

From: MAILER-DAEMON@yahoo.com
To: devil2693@yahoo.com
Subject: failure notice

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following
addresses.

This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

:
***does not like recipient.
Remote host said: ... Addressee
unknown, relay ***Giving up***.

So again Jen whats your email addy ?? sorry girl...

Si Dev

(P.S. is this your addy "layne2006@sbcglobal.net" ??!??)



Posted By: jen
On: 10/18/06

thats the address, please try again.


Posted By: jen
On: 10/18/06

where are you anyway and whats the time difference? im east coast time.


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/18/06

Saipan, ok imma try again but tonight cant now... at work here and its 7:15am...

So see you tonight ? pick you up at 7-ish ? dinner at umm... McD ! ((ombre iya sa cheap i burger yan i french fries))

Si Dev




Posted By: jen
On: 10/18/06

thats funny, i went to mcdonalds with my daughter tonight so i wouldnt have to cook.


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/19/06

...is that mean we're not going out ? =P

anyways, Pics sent at 3:15am my time...

hope it went through...to this addy "layne2006@sbcglobal.net"

if u still dont recieve any, do u have any other addy besides "sbcglobal" ?

Si Dev



Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/19/06

btw... Happy Birfday Jen !!! WOoOOoHooOOo !!!!!

evrybdy sing happy birfday 2 Jen and shes oredy 21 !!

*ahem*
*nap'n - zZzZz*



Posted By: jen
On: 10/19/06

fyi, not my birthday. but ,if you were trying to cheer me up then thanks.


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/21/06

oh....

Happy Birfday Joe !!! WooOOoHooOOoo!!!!

evrybdy sing happy birfday to Joe !!! he's uh... 65 ?

and Happy New Year !!!

Si Dev


Posted By: jen
On: 10/21/06

you need to lay off the drugs man! love ya, jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 10/21/06

((looking at his coffee cup)) dayum !! better start drinkin water...

So where's HUA, Joeffes, Cyn, and Du...sumtin? them boys so quiet all of the sudden...

Joe anything about the strip club ? heard Jen goin to sign up... hehehe...

....and Cyn
*ahem*



Posted By: jen
On: 10/21/06

ya, thats gonna happen.


Posted By: jen
On: 10/22/06

its 5 a.m. here. just got back from the e.r. to get medicine for strep throat. its so much fun driving around in the pouring rain in the middle of the night.maybe i should change careers, kids are full of germs. alyssa had her last day of soccer today. they are so into sports out here, she came home with all kinds of medals and trophys.
then we went to the pumpkin patch where we took a "hay ride" and we went through a "corn maze". i think its official, were hillbillies! have a good weeekend, im going to bed!


Posted By: Joe
On: 10/22/06

Funny we went to the pumpkin patch Saturday. I didn't feel like standing in line to get on the back of a tractor though so we didn't get to do the hay ride. Wasn't just white folks at the patch so I am guessing the hillbilly-pumpkin patch connection is non-existent...


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/01/06

Sexytary: wat EARR tit you grad ?
Me: (thinking: did she say EAR?) ...my left EAR !

...You take dis wan and pring it to da cashierr, pring pack dee paperr

(she's so B-U-T-Ful i hadda say sumtin)

...Yes my lady i wiL tu wat you ask porr me tu tu!!

Si Dev


Posted By: jen
On: 11/02/06

what the hell does that mean?????????


Posted By: jen
On: 11/02/06

dev, lay off the booze man. ive been really sick for a couple weeks but am fighting my way back. reconsidering the part time job thing, seems like all the illness may not be worth it. james is gone so much i really need to find a way to deal with this better. hope everyone had a good halloween. joe i think we need to hava a chat, i need some advice. jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/03/06

awww poor jenjen... drink ludda beer nai, dat way u gonna feel betta *smile* get drunk and be merry... my hollerwin was bad... hopin round like a rabbit wit a devils suite, fork as a crotch... "trick or treat me i have a bad leg, need 2 sit down relax, serve me beer please!"

so yeah its 5 minutes before 8am and ready to go home...

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 11/03/06

dev you are sooooooooo strange!!!!!11 love ya


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/07/06

As the coals from the BBQ were burning out, Jen's husband passed outh marshmellows and long roasting forks to their dinner guests. (Joe, Joffes, Hua, Cyn, Du-sumtin, etc...)

Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block.

All the people in the dinner party jumped up and raced out of the back yard, down the street, where they found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly ...and glaring at them with looks of disgust.

Suddenly, Jen realized that all of the guests were still holding their roasting forks with marshmellows on them. cept' Dev, he was holding a fire extinguisher. *grin*

The End


Posted By: jen
On: 11/07/06

thats good man, it actually helped my crappy mood!


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/09/06

ok so uhh.... quiet in here eh.... like where is everybody ? Joe stop surfin the pr0n and say something fan ! Jen quit staring at the monitor and type something too ! ...wonder where the others at and what they doing ?!?

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 11/09/06

they are passed out drunk in gutters or on someones lawn. im sure theyll write as soon as they sober up. josef must be shacking up with a prostitute, i mean girlfriend cuz i havent heard from him in a while. joe has one hand on the mouse and the other... love ya, jen


Posted By: Joe
On: 11/11/06

One-handed Pr0n surfing is an under-appreciated art Jen.


Posted By: jen
On: 11/12/06

keep telling yourself that babe.


Posted By: jen
On: 11/13/06

well apparently none of our loser friends have sobered up yet so its just us. tell us another story, maybe the sequel to the marshmellow one. i cant wait for some vacation time next week. james is gone tues night -friday night this week, i wont miss his snoring however. lyssys been sick, even the dog was sick. getting cold here, anyone want to come visit??????? jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/14/06

ME? *Ahem*

so yeah marshmellow...

delicious and soft and yummy and *phew*...

Happy New Year !!!

Si Dev


Posted By: jen
On: 11/14/06

that sucked, try again. jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/14/06

lol

wasn't telling any jokes there...

now thats funny, again Jen again !!

Si Dev



Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/17/06

Joe, Jofes, Cyn, Du-sumtin, & Jen walking down the street. Jen saw a dead bird on the ground..

Jen: Hey look a dead bird!

Joe, Jofes, Cyn & Du-sumtin: (looking up the sky) Where? Where? Where?

Si Dev



Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/17/06

Juvenile Philosophers

"never trust your dog to watch your food" Joe, age 10

"when you want something expensive, ask your grandparents" Jofes,age 10

"never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes" Cyn, age 9

"when your dad is mad and ask you, "do i look stupid?", dont answer him" Jen, age 9

"When you dont have anything to do, type something! dont just stare at the monitor" Dev, ageless

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 11/17/06

theres my boy, making us all laugh. how do you always know when i need someone... jen


Posted By: Your Nick
On: 11/17/06

dev, josef, joe and mikey went to a bar...


dev, your line.


Posted By: Hua
On: 11/19/06

Well, I did went to couple bars with Joe, Josef, D last two days. And I think I will need next couple weeks to get my liver to the level it was before.

The devil is in town!!!!!!


Posted By: jen
On: 11/20/06

torres in saipan????????/


Posted By: Hua
On: 11/20/06

Was!


Posted By:
On: 11/20/06

wow, thats cool. i didnt think he got out that way anymore. how are you and my josef doing?


Posted By: jen
On: 11/20/06

i seem to end up drunk when ever joes around too, why is that? last time we were together he and my husband dragged me to in and out burger at 1:00 a.m., im surprised we werent arrested.hes usually drunk by the time we arrive to go out. i can always tell buy the smirk on his face and his giggling!


Posted By: Hua
On: 11/20/06

Thats pretty much explains everything well.

I start drinking with him 11AM and the worth part was he didn't tell me he was coming, he lied!!! And I was drinking till 3am the night before hehe.

At the end I was so sick. and learned a valuable lesson, which is don't drive the go-car if you are very drunk hehe.


Posted By: Hua
On: 11/21/06

But its all good, I am not complaining.

Joe had fun and I got drunk hehe.


Posted By: jen
On: 11/21/06

i hate the time difference, im freakin bored over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youll havet o give me your cell numbers so i can call when im lonely!!!!!!! jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/21/06

Joe was here ?? and he didnt say anything ?? hmm... but anyways, havent meet the guy yet... erm... meeting Hua a lot of times but he's always on his cell phone... i dont know whats he's eating but growing fats... hehehe... peace Hua!

lania Joe say fan when youre coming sa im going to use our (yours) credit card *grin* ... oH! take Jen with you sa you know we might need her help (her card).


well anyways, glad ya'll like'm jokes... dig'm all up in good ole'magz... have one but its kinda long... i post it once onna line but havent seen it if its a hit or what hehehe... its bout three babies inna mommas womb... =P

if youre innerested, just dial 1-800-Rent-2-Own, free delivery, tax free, and ummm... yeah! or visit the web site at www.joesown.com, please leave your clothes by the bedpost, tie yourself up and wait... .... .... ....

Si Dev






Posted By: jen
On: 11/21/06

you sure its worth tying up if youre only going to last 30 seconds? jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/21/06

LOL

SHhhh!!!!

gawsh!

ive already tried 31 *smile*

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 11/21/06

never had a thirty second man, not twice anyway. hehe


Posted By: Hua
On: 11/21/06

30 seconds?

Damn.




Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/22/06

30 sexonds thats sucks alright !! and like i said ive tried 31 ...

sh!t ! tonight was a sh!tt!e night ! (few hours ago) paid some lady name _______ $20 just to get the police raid the place !

(loud knock on the door) "THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THIS DOOR!"
(lady to me) "put on back your clothes and dont tell the police you gave me money"
(me to lady) "WTF ?! give me back my money!"
(police) "POLICE OPEN UP!"
(lady to me) "hurry up"
(me to lady) "F--- No, give me back my money!"
(lady to the door) "im coming"
(door open, police talking to lady)
(police to me) "YOU... GET YOUR CLOTHES ON AND FOLLOW ME!"
(me to police) "i gave her $20 and i want it back!"
(lady looking at me with fire in her eyes, saw lips move -WTF?-)
(police to me) "PLEASE SIR"
(me pulling up my pants, out the parking lot police asking thousand questions)
(me to readers) some lady part II coming soon to theater near you!

Si Dev



Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/22/06

HAPPY THANKS TURKEY DAY !!

Si Dev


Posted By: jen
On: 11/23/06

gobble gobble, you too. jen


Posted By: jen
On: 11/27/06

james keeps ruining all his presents, some without even knowing it. im ready to take them all back. saw deck the halls this weekend and went a bit crazy decorating. this is our first year home for x-mas, we now have deer and an inflatable penguin in the yard. need some ideas for guy presents, any ideas? somebody please write back, im loneley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Hua
On: 11/28/06

Guy presents? All i need is a bottle of Blue Label and thats it. hehe

anyways thought you guys might want to read some joke about computer support people.
http://www.mobilityguru.com/2006/11/21/who_designed_more_tech_support_funnies/index.html


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/28/06

Guy Present

hmm...

Pst! oi Jen, here's one....

inflatable doll !! so perfect !!

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 11/28/06

might take the pressure off, hmm...where the hell is torres? did you guys take any pictures for me or what????????


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/28/06

Sorry Jen haven't seen him... yet...

i have some pics... *ahem*

it will cost you ! =P

si Dev




Posted By: jen
On: 11/28/06

cost me, hah. i can be very persuasive ya know. love ya, jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 11/29/06

hmmm...

Si Dev


Posted By: Joe
On: 12/02/06

Sorry I didn't say anything about going to Saipan - wanted it to be a suprise and stuff. I will probably be back in a year, so DEV will get all the drinks that he missed this time around and everyone else will have time to rest their livers.



Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 12/02/06

erm... Whos money we're talkin bout here ? Jens ? *ahem*

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 12/02/06

sorry , no money, just credit dards. jen


Posted By: jen
On: 12/03/06

i meant credit cards. sorry cant spell today, my brain is fried from christmas shopping! love, jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 12/06/06

credit card is fine.. erm.. did you get anything for me ? ive been good the whole year.. and i want a brand new 4X4 truck.. a boat and umm.. a blow up doll to keep me company.

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 12/06/06

i got something for you... jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 12/07/06

what is it ? hmmm... is it "open till christmas" present thingy ? a credit card ? tell me ! tell me ! please....

Si Dev



Posted By: jen
On: 12/07/06

use your imagination


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 12/07/06

oOoH... aAaH... *chuckles*
WoW !!
*giggles*
haha....
.... mmmHmmm ...
oH My
*smile*


Si Dev



Posted By: josef
On: 12/08/06

what up, joes own people. hey jen, how ya doin? dev, what it is, home boy. man, you guys been gettin' on some interesting conversations since i've last been on. what's everyone up to these days?

whoa, joe gotta give a little notice before he comes back to saipan again. i thought you were banned from re-entering this commonwealth for insurrection and for inciting riots and what not. how you made it past customs and immigration is beyond me.

talk about a blast from the past! i thought we were supposed to be the monster whiskey drinkers. thank you, mr. torres for reminding us of how little and insignificant we really are when compared to the unholy greatness that is....JOE! i think i did some irrepairable damage to some of my internal organs, man!




Posted By: jen
On: 12/09/06

josef,
how the hell are you sweetie? i see you have been drinking yourself silly as usual, torres is good for that! i would love to party with you guys one day. no school pictures though, you disapoint! merry christmas. love, jen


Posted By: Hua
On: 12/12/06

Well, what we did when Joe was here only makes bar owner rich, and in the future the doctors richer (since they will be the one try to repair the damage.).


hehehe


Posted By: jen
On: 12/12/06

and dont forget the prostitutes...


Posted By: Hua
On: 12/14/06

prostitute business is going to be harder since there are 1400 or more people going out of job and most of the 1400s are girls.

So there will be a price war hehehehe.

LOL



Posted By: jen
On: 12/14/06

yes but there has to be a minimum price for sleeping with you and your friends, even prostitutes have standards!


Posted By: Hua
On: 12/14/06

Thank god i made it home alive.

I am so wasted now that i am not even sure if i am typing right.

Hehe

Guess what i ran into my x-girl friend tonight.

eheheheh


Posted By: jen
On: 12/14/06

you seem to type better wasted.running into ex, thats always fun. the question is did you make a fool of yourself? show her a picture of me and tell her im your little white woman! nite nite mikey.
p.s. somebodys going to wake up with a hangover!
love ya, jen


Posted By: jen
On: 12/14/06

12 hours later
mikey wakes up married to a buck-toothed hillbilly waitress named roxanne
"where the hell am i?"
to be continued...


Posted By: mikey
On: 12/15/06

umm mikey, are you alive man? its been a day, are you even awake yet? lol, jen



Posted By: jen
On: 12/16/06

um, i think mikeys dead!


Posted By: Hua
On: 12/16/06

No i am not dead.
Been drinking every night.

Hehehehe


Posted By: jen
On: 12/18/06

so whats changed? jen


Posted By: Joe
On: 12/19/06

Hua's all liver - he will never die!


Posted By: jen
On: 12/19/06

ya, must be an islander thing! jen


Posted By: jen
On: 12/22/06

how come im the only one who writes on this thing? i must have no life, merry freakin christmas!!!!!!!!!!!! jen


Posted By: Joe
On: 12/22/06

There are other people that write on this thing :)


Posted By: jen
On: 12/22/06

sorry, wasnt trying to insult ya. im really bored, obviously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Joe
On: 12/23/06

Yeah, being bored does suck. Did you guys ever buy that snowmobile?


Posted By: jen
On: 12/24/06

no snowmobile, no snow either. looks like everyone exagerates the weather out here too. merry christmas to you and yours. love, jen


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 12/29/06

Happy B-L8(ed) Christmas !!!!!!!!

&

Happy New Year !!!!!!

im drunk!

Si Dev

Much love you all *smackeroooozz*



Posted By: DamutGuaka
On: 12/29/06

Why do people have to sober up? They're just going to get drunk again.


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 01/03/07

yeah... im still getting drunk this year!

its so not my year... first day new year 3am and im in trouble... geezez!

so yeah... story of my life...

Si Dev





Posted By: jen
On: 01/03/07

ya, its all fun until the hooker wants her money!


Posted By: []DEV[]
On: 01/06/07

wut hooker ? wuts her fone number ?

Si Dev



Posted By: JEN
On: 02/13/07

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE, JEN


Posted By: Hua
On: 02/20/07

115 comments.

Thats quite a lot don't you think?

New words please. hehehehehe

Happy a late Chinese New Year.

Year of pigs.


Posted By: JEN
On: 02/21/07

I AGREE, LETS PROTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Hua
On: 02/21/07

By the way the Supreme Commander is cook except I need a new video card again.hehehehehe


Posted By: Hua
On: 02/22/07

Ops did I type cook? I want to type cool.


Posted By: jen
On: 02/23/07

i was wondering what the hell that meant!


Posted By: Joe
On: 02/27/07

Sorry, been working lots lately so haven't had time to build up any hatred for anything...


Posted By: jen
On: 02/27/07

how about a hatred for work????????


Posted By: Hua
On: 02/28/07

I am sure you got a lot of that.
hehehehehehehehe


Posted By: Duayne
On: 03/06/07

Helloooooo everyone. I see that the site hasnt been updated. BAD BAD JOE. You need a spanking. Jen take care of that!


Posted By: JEN
On: 03/07/07

IVE TRIED , EVEN BEGGED, BUT I NEVER COULD GET JOE TO DO MUCH.PLUS HES GOT THAT WHOLE DISTANCE THING WORKING IN HIS FAVOR. MAYBE ILL THREATEN TO MOVE HIM HERE TO THE FROZEN WASTELANDS! JEN


Posted By: JEN
On: 03/14/07

WHATS GOING ON PEOPLE? JOE IM SO SICK OF LOOKING AT THIS SITE WITH THE SAME OLD STUFF. NOW THAT YOUVE WAITED SOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG I THINK WE NEED NEW SCENERY TO LOOK AT. CHANGE THE WHOLE DAMN THING. I THINK I MAY FLY TO HAWAII AND STRANGLE YOU IF YOU DONT DO SOMETHING!IS JESSE IN COLLEGE YET?????????? DENISE BEAT HIM FOR ME! JEN


Posted By: cyn
On: 03/20/07

damn joe it's already 2007 and no new posts. You are going to lose all your faithful readers!!!!!!!!!

and DUDE wtf man you were on saipan and didn't even call me? you suck...you suck big donkey dick man hehehe

anyways laterz


Posted By: Joe
On: 03/23/07

Q, if you weren't such an f'ing hermit and you kept in touch with your friends in Hawaii (hint hint), your friends in Hawaii would have your phone number (hint hint) etc. when they came for a visit to Saipan.

We may not be able to make it this November, but if you slap Hua around or maybe *gasp* get on the messenger (hint hint) fellas can plan eh...

Yes, it's been a while since I have put anything on - I have the booger video but I think I would get sued over that one. My goal for the weekend is to come up with a new story and get the babble section working.


Posted By: jen
On: 03/25/07

was that this weekend next year?


Posted By: Joe
On: 03/25/07

Perhaps :)


Posted By: jen
On: 04/01/07

joe, you were so close.were you just teasing us? you passed pathetic so long ago my friend. love ya, jen


Posted By: Joe
On: 04/01/07

Sorry Jen, we decided to spend the weekend in Waikiki. In a hotel with no Internet :)

I did get some pictures and stuff so those should make it on sooner or later. I will get the babble section working today after I catch up with the work that's been waiting for me since Friday.

I agree - I passed pathetic a long time ago.



Posted By: Hua
On: 04/02/07

Just finished inventory.
Worked 26 hours straight.
But result was good hehe..

By the way I am tired to scroll down each time i got here.

Soo please write something.


Posted By: Hua
On: 04/02/07

By the way. A typhoon might hit us.

Hehehehehehehehe


Posted By: Joe
On: 04/02/07

Scrolling is fun Hua - we heard about the typhoon and tsunami on the news last night. Jesus I hope that Joe gives you overtime or at least a BJ for your efforts!


Posted By: Hua
On: 04/03/07

BJ?
Can't take BJ. Don't know why.
Hehehehehehehehe


Posted By: cyn
On: 04/03/07

hua has my number and I lost my damn cyniq@hotmail.com password...which is the reason I stop using autologin now. POS MSN i'll make a new one soon


Posted By: Hua
On: 04/04/07

Ya. I had your number which you either always change or can't receive phone calls... Man its harder to get in touch with you than the governor.


Posted By: Hua
On: 04/05/07

Check out babble section.



Posted By: Giot
On: 11/21/07

I was reading this story and yeah I'll have to agree... I'd like to think that people are worth something but such is life. Like one time Cyniq and I used to be roommates, and he asked me to tickle his leftnut for him because he was bored and after I did, all he gave me was 50 cents for the trouble. I felt so used that I stayed in my closet with a bottle of whiskey and dreamed one day of tickling his right one.

Anyway still adjusting to the weather here. I bought a chevy blazer s-10, the kind that cyniq used to have back in highschool where we used to cruise around looking for korian susu. Anyway take it easy. Hope 808 support is doing well.


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